A Homepage with Storefront:

1.) DELETE DON’T REMOVE STOP CEASE AND DESIST NO re: Template=HomePage! It’s totally not worked through and does NOT do jack sh!t for your store except give you more headaches, bourbon, and aspirin.

2.) Now that the stupidly ‘damn-we-didn’t-think-this-through’ Homepage Template is GONE – switch it to a simple FULL WIDTH Template

3.) Ok, so your goal as a business owner is what?  If people are here, then they are already “in” your store.  Now that the customer has walked “in”, your goal is to get them OFF the homepage!  Cognitively, that’s the equivalent of someone walking into the door of your site and then having a ‘brain freeze’.  That doesn’t normally happen in the real world, right?  Consequently, it shouldn’t happen on the homepage of your site either!!!!!

4.) Your ONLY GOAL is to get them OFF your ‘Homepage’ and into the isles, the displays, the products, the connecting points of your store.  Now that the stupid homepage template is gone, you can use the Storefront Parallax Hero Plugin to direct people to different areas of your Business.