Genesis WPEngine Sale

So I get this email, open the link, and I took a screenshot here for you to see it as well…… But keep going to the end, b/c there’s actually not a joke here at all. It’s actually a HUGE deal for YOU to KEEP thousands and thousands of hours over the course of your WooCommerce Site not spent on hosting a website. Your job is to GROW Your WooCommerce Site’s REVENUE!

FLASH SALE! Pro Plus All-Theme Package – $100 off!

Genesis WPEngine Sale

BUT WAIT…

(yep….. here it comes….you know i’m about to say it)

THERE’S MORE!

Apparently, if I’m reading this correctly, this means that all StudioPress Themes will become available to WPEngine customers, right?

Now, if you don’t want to move over to WPEngine for whatever reason, that’s fine.  You can still get that $100 off for all the Genesis goodness.  But, pardon me for a minute while I do some math.  A Starter plan over at WPEngine is only $35.  Lemme say that again:  StudioPress is a GREAT sale, but it’s still a couple hundred dollars – TOTALLY WORTH IT!  But an account over at WPEngine is only $35.  Seriously?  Here: Watch This, or scroll past my yackin’ pie hole.

 

I FOUND THE 20 PERCENT OFF COUPON!

WHACK THAT GIGANTIC IMAGE! CLICK IT! BOP IT! TWEAK IT! TWERK IT! TAP IT!

…..start setting it up NOW / TODAY! That way, in a few days you’ll have all the StudioPress goodness at your access FOR friggin’ FREE (why do the kids get all the good deals?)

CLICKING THIS IMAGE SHOULD GIVE YOU 20% OFF

CLICKING THIS IMAGE SHOULD GIVE YOU 20% OFF

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